Girl #1

Hi! I’m writing mostly our of frustration, or spite, or mid-life crisis or whatever it is that happens to someone when they suddenly realize that all the terrible decisions that they made in their twenties have added up to a big old f***ing mess of a life and they aren’t happy, never have been happy, never will be happy, unless they make a change to something, anything really…so a blog it is…maybe that’ll be enough change to alter reality…

But change is HARD!!! Very hard, more than hard, seemingly impossible. Terribly impossible because of all those darned decisions that you made when you were young and stupid. I couldn’t count the number of conversations I’ve had with myself over those dumb decisions.

This first blog is to get it all out of the way. To stop making decisions and start living for me, post decisions and not limit myself anymore or define myself based on those decisions.

No one will probably ever read this and if they do, GOD help them because I am going to just say what I think. Write it all down when I think it and this could get very interesting. I’m also going to share this experience with Girl #2, a kindred spirit and a dear friend. We don’t always agree, but our conversations are always comical and definitely never boring. I’ll share a quote from our daily text in a moment…you’ll see what I mean.

My vow: This blog will be a true and accurate, if sometimes cynical and offensive; outlook on what is my life and the life of Girl #2. Accuracy aside, I would also like to note that I am cataloging a time in my life and as many of my memories that have led me to this point out of compassion for others who may feel the same way that I do at this point in their lives and maybe they don’t have a blog that they can use to spew out all the garbage, creative as it may be, that they have trapped in their heads and sub-consciences.

Ok, welcome to our experiment….


Girl #1: I need to get out of the office…I’m starting to go a little crazy…

Girl#2: I need to get out of my life…I’m going a little crazy…

Girl#1: Ok, you beat me…I’m in denial about my life…

Girl #2: It’s like the housing market…we’re sucked up in bad loans and can’t sell so to improve our situation, we need to revovate…

Girl #1: Renovate!?! I need to rent mine out and take up in a newer model…

Girl #2: Hahaha! Was it Courger Town where they were standing in line at the grocery store saying that the baggers were their future ex-husbands? LOL

Girl #1: Yeah, I need to find a 6’2″ dark hair, light eyes, wide shouldered manly man who can dance bagger…

Girl #2: you gotta give them a few years to let their testoterone sink in LOL

Girl #1: Can’t wait that long…




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